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| About I love trying out new things, especially when it comes to internet technology. I never really kept a journal, but it's something that I've always wanted to do. Now, everybody will get a chance to look inside my twisted, and somewhat-warped mind.
I've also subscribed to Audio Blog, so a few times a week, I'll leave actual voice blogs. Very cool!XML Newsfeed Previous Posts
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Monday, March 21, 2005
Monday Morning Vigilante Why is it that many pompous, conceiting, a-holes on the road feel that their time is more important than yours? Case in point: Wattles (17 Mile Rd.) & John R, and 17 Mile & Dequindre. The latter is where Sterling Heights/Macomb County meets up with Troy/Oakland County. It bothers me down to the core that Sterling Heights/Macomb County somehow can afford to offer five-lane roads, but when you get into Troy/Oakland County (probably the richest areas in Michigan), traffic whittles down to two lanes. It's lame to me, and clearly shows that Troy/Oakland County are governed by primates. Wattles & John R has a right turn lane, even though there is only one lane after the intersection going West. For some reason, there are at least three to five a-holes that think they're allowed to pass you in the right lane (their time is definitely more important than all the people waiting patiently at the light). I'm a mother f'ing vigilante. I just don't let it happen. I always keep an eye in my rear-view when I'm at that light, and when I see a f'ing hero driving like a bat out of hell, I just get over into the right lane. All I see usually is a cloud of white smoke and a bunch of sign language coming out of the car behind me. This sort of thing happens to me all the time. I just don't put up with it. I'm a vigilante on wheels, and I'm always ready to discuss this with the a-hole, if they're willing. So, if you're one of those people that think your time is more important than mine, and you never learned manners in kindergarten, just hope that I'm not watching you come up on the right in my rear view. I've put people up curbs and into ditches in the past, and one time, instigated a police intervention to the person I put up on the curb. A-hole, inconsiderate drivers is the only thing that stresses me out on the road. If everybody was considerate, there wouldn't be accidents. posted by Dino at 8:50 AM (permanent link)
Comments:
Those bad drivers aren't the hero’s, Dino, you are. You should wear a cape and have a super sweet theme song play when you exit your vehicle to announce your arrival!
I'd be afraid to get a little whiplash action going.
We need to put one of those cameras facing out of the rear on Dino's car. Totally amusing.
You guys make me laugh out loud. I still continue my vigilante driving wherever I go... cape or no cape.
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