Almost Here, Baby! (Scanned @ Decoma)

Hello baby! You probably struggled just as much as your mother over the
last few days-- getting squeezed, poked, prodded, and everything else in
between. I can only imagine what it must feel like in there-- a combination
vice and noodle extruder. Your poor mom had to struggle through midieval
pain during labor. I can't believe a human being could take it without
passing out... And that wasn't even the pushing... That was just
contractions. We're not even to the pushing stage yet.

Your mom and I are exhausted (your mom more than me, obviously).
Nonetheless, we can't wait to greet you with open arms in a few hours!
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Dino Filias
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